Ini sih beneran aneh lho!

Gila! Aneh! Huwaaaaaa…Antara serem sama pengen ngakak. Ada yah orang kayak gini…Gue bingung…!!!

Waktu gue lagi chatting disela ketidakadakerjaannya gue, tiba-tiba ada cowo aneh (mengaku orang amerika) menyapa gue. It was a casual chat at first, tapi lama-lama ngaco.

Ini dia cerita ngaconya:

Tiba-tiba dia nanyain kebenaran dari display picture gue, karena foto yang gue pajang adalah foto gue sama cowo gue.

is that your lover boy with u in this pic?

Yes it is, why?

I’m jealous. Can I have you?

Bla bla bla.

I can leave u alone if u r busy, as i hate being ignored

Yeah sorry, I’m a bit busy here. I’m going to go home

I know you don’t like white American guy. Bye!

Why are you so racist? I like everyone.

You don’t like me to be ur lover boy

Because I have one. And you’re far away from me

U can come to me lovely lady

I don’t have time. I have to work.

What are you busy with? How much you make?

My work? Not much. But at least it’s enough for me

How much a month? what kind of work? tell me in usd

it’s a very small amount. Like (sencored) USD a month. I work as a copywriter

I can get u 1000 usd a month for working for me. Plus medical, housing, food, shopping money and a ticket to visit your family and friends once a year with 2 weeks paid vacation. U just have to look good and take care of me and my sweet lil home.

You are kidding right?

Nope, I’m serious!

You are too good for me.. I’m sure you can get far better woman than me.

Don’t say that, I like you a lot.

Thank you, but I cannot leave my family

I'll take very good care of u. Will love u and spoil u and treat u like princess.

Alright, we talk some other time I've to get ready to go to work. Hey, i love u. Muuaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Phewww akhirnya dia pergi juga…Aneh gila!!!!! Stress gue. Kenapa hari ini aneh sekali sih?????? Beneran aneh kan?!?!?!?

Geleng-geleng takjub menyadari ada orang kayak gitu,

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